I always feel like i have to greet anyone that could be reading this, so, hello! Doesn't this blog have a pretentious title? i think so.
Nonetheless i chose it, and i chose it because it's what i see this blog evolving.. or rather devolving (another word that ought to be attacked)
into...
So, as for 'vernacular retrograde'... well, i'm going to lazily cut and paste words that describe what i'm trying to describe ....
(and thank you dictionary.com)
ver·nac·u·lar
[ver-nak-yuh-ler] : –noun 9.
the native speech or language of a place.
11.
a vernacular word or expression.
12. the plain variety of language in everyday use by ordinary people.
...
**15. any medium or mode of expression that reflects populartaste or indigenous styles.
**=most accurate to how i wish to use it
and
ret·ro·grade
[re-truh-greyd]: –verb (used without object) 8. Chiefly Biology . to decline to a worse condition; degenerate.
and now for the "why"?
Basically,i know me really well. And i know that i'm going to aim to write/create an entertaining blog, idealistic gleam in my eyes, the potential of being relatable to another living being swelling my heart, even seen as funny by the odd blog passer-by... but as i do know me very well, it won't take long before i am met with writer's block, resort to poo poo humor and narcissistic photos accompanied by other peoples lyrics.
BUT!!!
while i'm still riding my idealistic pegasus of stellar ideas which, at this very moment, is fueled by many kalamata olives, purple drink and cigarettes.... I hope that if only for a fleeting moment, i have some fun doing this, and any possible readers enjoy! Here's to wasting time on the internet!
Hoorah!
ps. any art (writing, traditional/photographic art) is owned and created by me, Shannon Gorman, and is protected under creative commons licensing unless otherwise mentioned. Any borrowed art will have clearly noted credit. In other words, no stealzies.
